Best Christmas Gift this year:
Witnessing Obama’s security detail taking down and frisking a slight, 12 year old, freckle-faced, cupie doll, bicycling by the official vacation residence via her Sunflowered Schwinn—SEEMINGLY out to enjoy the sunny Kailua day….OR perhaps she was wielding a firearm in that Hello Kitty knapsack of hers….or a knife, cleverly concealed in her bedazzled Lisa Frank notebook?! Either way…it’s always those ones….you know, the fresh-faced, pre-pubescent peeps that look like they’ve skipped right off of the Swiss Miss Cocoa label that you have to be wary of…
*Way to protect and serve guys…I can sleep safer now, knowing you are out there taking care of the hardened criminals!
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