Haole Haiku~

Perched upon my bench,

Gazing longingly as cars pass by.

Thanks for the ride, ******s!

A strange family,

Trannies, bums, haoles, rastas,

Flank my side in turn~

A small, elfin child

in exultation, declares:

Mommy! I smell pee!

Lovely shades of blue

best describe colored faces

nostrils flare and fuss~

Gasping and giggling,

intermittently curses rise

blue faces now green~

The mommy "shushes"

stifling her own tickled grin

all eyes glaze over~

Laughter on my lips

thinking of my present life

praise be randomness~

Tickets should be sold,

displaying all da kine,

this traveling carnivale~

This rolling riot,

always a new adventure,

aloha the bus!

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Also, I returned home to read this in the paper....coincidence? (I think not!)

*I especially like the part reading that breaks it down for us (and I quote) "It doesn't matter if it's body odor or offensive fumes that emanates from clothes, personal belongings or animals"*

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http://www.examiner.com/a-2196678~Honolulu_seeking_to_ban__BO__on_buses.html?cid=rss-Hawaii_Headlines